Bob's A Morvanian!

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I was speaking to Bob one day ... a fine, upstanding gentleman he was too. But he told me one day, friends, that he had a confession to make ... One which, if the public ever heard it, would shake their fear in him to the limit ...

Now that he is sadly no longer with us I feel I must share the events of that day with you.

He said to me ...

"I never wanted to be a black mage.

I always wanted to be ...

... a MORVANIAN!

Leaping from ghoul to ghoul amongst the mighty undead hordes of Northern Albion ... The zombies, the skeles, the VAMPIRES ... With good old Sir Kate by my side, we'd sing, sing, SING ....

<dum dum dum>

I'm Morvanian and I'm OK,
I drink all night and I sleep all day!

He's Morvanian and he's OK,
He drinks all night and he sleeps all day!

I cut down wights, I eat undead,
I go to the armoury.
On wednesdays I get frightening,
Have acolytes for tea.

I'm Morvanian and I'm OK,
I drink all night and I sleep all day!

He's Morvanian and he's OK,
He drinks all night and he sleeps all day!

I cut down wights, I fight and smite,
I like to >>SHOCK<< wild flowers!
I put on Danya's clothing,
and terrorise small bars!

I'm Morvanian and I'm OK,
I drink all night and I sleep all day!

He's Morvanian and he's OK,
He drinks all night and he sleeps all day!

I cut down wights, I wear chain mail,
Vambraces and big knife.
I wish I'd been a white mage,
Just like my dear old wife!

I'm Morvanian and I'm OK,
I drink all night and I sleep all day!

He's Morvanian and he's OK,
He drinks all night and he sleeps all day!

I'm Morvanian and I'm Okaaaaaaaay ...
I drink all night and I sleep all daaay!"

baZ and Rod '97
(apologies to Monty Python)

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