Holding Out For A Healer, by Various

Where have all my good friends gone and where are all the foe?
Why is my arm falling off, and whered my liver go?
I was loud and shouty, now all I do is bleed,
I lie face down in the dirt and I dream of what I need...

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I need a healer!
Im holding out for a healer till the end of the fight,
Hes gotta be strong and hes gotta be fast
And hes gotta have more than Cure Light.
I need a healer!
Im holding out for a healer till the end of the fight,
Hed better be sure and hed better be soon
And hed better put my leg back right.
(Put my leg ri-i-ight)

Second after second, as my hit points slip away,
I can hear my allies as they try to save the day
Can they find my kidneys
And can they take the heat?
Its gonna take a Johnite to get on my feet...

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Now when theres archers raining death from above,
And when a polearm splits my knee,
I just pray theres a healer somewhere watching me!
Through the wind and the chill and rain,
And the storm and the flood,
Binding me with a bandage to hold in my blood!

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