Michaelmas term 2017!
By Max Topp-Mugglestone on Monday 25th September 2017
Welcome to Durham University Canoe Club!
We've got plenty of
exciting stuff planned for you this term -- whether you're a returning
member or a fresher who's never been in a boat there'll be something for
you every single week. Keep an eye on the events tab and on our facebook group for more!
First up are our taster sessions! These are free to anyone who wants to
come along and have a go at canoeing and meet the club. All you need is
some swimwear, a towel, and a change of clothes! The dates are as follows below (beware of the printing mistake on our flier!)
Saturday 7th October, 13:00 - 15:00
Saturday 7th October, 15:30 - 17:30
Sunday 8th October, 13:00 - 15:00
Sunday 8th October, 15:30 - 17:30
Wednesday 11th October, 12:45 - 15:00
Sunday 15th October, 13:00 - 15:00
Sunday 15th October, 15:30 - 17:30
On October 10th is our first social of term -- come along and get to know us!
Look out for our fresher's weekend events, including a beginner's canoe
polo tournament and our Fresher's river trip -- you can already sign up
for the river trip if you're keen!
https://community.dur.ac.uk/canoe.club/event.php?id=720 (log in using your DUO username and password)
The weekend will culminate in a fantastic social -- details TBA!
Make sure to come and check out our stall at the sports fair on the 3rd
of October -- we'll be happy to answer any questions you might have, or
just to have a chat!
BUCS polo 2017
By Calum Spooner on Tuesday 2nd May 2017
Last weekend was the return of the annual BUCS polo
tournament, this year being held at Holme Pierrepont, Nottingham. The Men’s A
team started off their weekend with a convincing 10-0 win against Surrey followed
by an 8-0 win vs. Lancaster; this concluded their games for Saturday. Sunday
also started with a slightly less convincing 4-0 win against London to secure
their spot in the semi-finals, where they came up against the previous
champions Leeds, Durham prevailed this time with an 8-0 win guaranteeing their
place in the final. The final saw Durham replay London, this time with 10
minute halves rather than 6. The final result was 10-2 to Durham A team – achieving
first place overall, but unfortunately not holding on to their clean sheet.
The Old boys’ team was not quite so successful with 2 wins
and 5 losses resulting in 11th place overall.
The ladies team got off to a slightly shaky start with a 1-0
loss to Liverpool John Moore’s (who ended up 2nd). However, a 5-0
victory against Teesside got them back on track, while the next game against
Cambridge was much more even; with the result being 1-1 at full time, it was
down to golden goal – although the golden goal time didn’t last long with
Durham winning the sprint and almost immediately scoring. The final game on
Saturday was soon after, against Warwick, which was much less even ending in a
4-0 win to Durham. Sunday got off to a good start with a 2-1 win against
Loughborough. However, successive losses to Bangor and Nottingham ladies
resulted in a 6th place finish for the Durham ladies.
The B team began their competition with a 5-0 win against
Swansea followed by a 1-0 loss to Nottingham, but they were quickly back to
their winning ways with a 4-1 win against Sheffield and a 2-0 win against
Loughborough to finish off their Saturday. Sunday started equally as good with
a 2-0 win against Southampton afterwards beating London 4-0 securing their place
in the final. However, a spanner was thrown in the works when Phil had to leave
before the final, meaning only a team of only 4 players against Nottingham.
Despite being a player down Durham still played fantastically with a final
score 7-2 to Nottingham meaning Durham B’s finished 2nd in B league.
By Molly Agar on Saturday 1st April 2017
With only three swims, this year’s trip up to Scotland can
probably be called a success. Arriving at Roybridge at gone midnight didn’t
stop us from getting up and paddling some great rivers the next day, and the
rivers didn’t stop being fun all trip (although the Meig could be argued as
being more rock than river!). Even the snow didn’t dampen people’s mood and it
was with great spirit that we decided to visit a whisky distillery instead that
morning! The free samples didn’t stop us from getting on a river that afternoon,
although several people ended up in other people’s boats. Everyone paddled
amazingly well and I think it’s fair to say that everyone had a good time.
National Student Rodeo 2017 -- not the end of the world!
By Max Topp-Mugglestone on Sunday 12th March 2017
Last weekend was the British university freestyle kayaking competition, the National Student Rodeo. This took place in HPP,
Nottingham, on the lake next to the whitewater course as the whitewater
course had, as a result of the rain causing the water quality to drop
substantially, been forced to shut down
and would probably have given us some kind of nasty disease...
Potentially worse than any hangover, although some of us endeavoured to
challenge that. In competition news, congratulations are in order to
Molly Agar, who not only was one of only two people who
got up in the morning to compete in an event but also qualified for the
Women's expert final in k1, and took first place in Women's c1, only
partly by virtue of being the only girl in a c1 -- she displayed some
excellent moves in the final, including a flatwater
flatspin (aka: a turn), but the real highlight was delivering this joke
to the crowd "How many canoeists does it take to change a lightbulb? One
to get on and do it, three to stand around and lie about the size of the hole." Molly and I also took first place in the c2
competition - the only issue with which being the lack of a c2
competition, so although we didn't actually win a real event I like to
think we won the hearts of the crowd with our valiant efforts
against the k2s in the boatercross. The Imperial Cruiser might have
started to go the way of the Titanic, but this isn't the last you'll see
The other -- very much welcome -- surprise appearance over the weekend was that of the sun, meaning that this NSR was actually surprisingly warm and nobody got hypothermia or felt the desire to spoon with nine other people in a tent (to the group's general chagrin).
As a new form of competition for this year's NSR, I, ex-captain Liam,
and social sec Philippa came up with a list of Extra Credit Points
(ECPs) for activities performed over the weekend -- tasks including
swapping clothes with a stranger, binning people, stealing
a stranger's costume, maintaining possession of the Duck of Doom, and
telling a big deal “I can’t believe you’re sponsored! I’m so much better
Points were also deducted for crashing cars, chundering, requiring ambulances, injuring oneself, and complaining about the cold -- which, despite the sunshine, still happened frequently.
Josh took an early lead at the Friday night party with the ECPs,
managing to take fifty points from selfies with strangers and the safety
team. However, Ronan was quick to catch up on the second day by binning
an entirely immoral number of paddlers as part
of his safety team duties. However, the judges' decision ruled against
this -- as the spirit of NSR is more in the variety and less in the
repetition of the same ECP (as in the original BIGDEALS rules). The game
was well and truly afoot by now and would all
be decided in the Saturday night party -- eventually to be won by Laura
who not only had possession of the 200pt Duck of Doom on Sunday morning
but also managed to complete the greatest variety of other ECPs.
That said, we respect the sheer volume of people binned by Ronan and as
such he is awarded a special prize -- the "Tsar Nicholas II Award for
Being a Mean Bastard"
A further honorable mention goes to Molly again, for a grand score of
350 points (potentially second place; counting is hard) -- picking up
some of the more obscure ECPs including getting a shoutout from the NSR
announcers ("Hide and Seek Champion of NSR 2k17"
-- ask her for the story).
For our winner and runners up, several exciting prizes are on their way, to be presented at a later social.
Durham take victory at the 2016 Tyne Tour party
By Max Topp-Mugglestone on Sunday 13th November 2016
Continuing this year's excellent competition record, putting weekends worth of training into practice, Durham University won the Saturday night party at Tyne Tour after a stellar performance in the Ceilidh. Seeing that the best tactic to win the party might begin with eliminating the opposition, this involved going old-school on the dance floor, old-school meaning mediaeval and mediaeval meaning imitating a battering ram in the midst of dancing couples. Star appearances include: Dani, for her excellent role as party car owner and noble self-sacrifice to her own door; Laura and Javier for crushing the descent of the river; Josh for the loudest snoring of all time; Captain Liam for his iconic - if stupid - hairstyle; and Ant for his swim.