Alright bambinos, this is Charlie, he’s usually wearing brighter clothes to be honest. Anyway, he’s your NEW (wow) and IMPROVED(?!) Friendly Neighbourhood Secretary (yeh, idk who voted for him either) and just loves all things to do with Secretarying, like re, and tarying (he doesn’t really like sec though). We think Charlie is alright, okay, alright, alright, okay (Macklemore et al., 2013). Now we know you all want to know how you can contact Charlie. So we asked him, and he said you’ll find him in many places around Durham dreaming about Nicola but feel free to interrupt if you see him. He also says if you have any ideas or queries about anything at all (unless you’re lonely and in incognito mode) just email him at firstname.lastname@example.org. So to put this to the test, we caught up with Charlie earlier, and asked him “Can we even email you about sec?”, and he replied “Sure, literally email me anything friends!”, and then he smiled and said “especially, good memes”.